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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet that occasionally goes to lunch.
Professional bridge-builder for clients who hate your company.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for your quarterly reviews.
bzzt.youAI▸ RELATEFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized follow-ups that never sleep
You manage client relationships, track account health, and upsell services via email and endless meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about the client's vacation during a budget call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent writes your standard client status updates now.
Month 4
The system automatically adjusts health scores based on live logs.
Month 8
Synthetic avatars handle your routine catch-up calls without breaking.
Month 13
Automated systems negotiate contract terms directly with the client.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-sufficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
84
Emails per day
Excessive
Coffee intake
3
Quarterly targets missed
Your severance
One free trial of our competitor's software.
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