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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou exist only to translate car noises into expensive repair bills.
Professional translator of clunking and grinding noises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Diagnostics without the awkward eye contact.
squeeze.you▸ AUTOCONSULT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells unnecessary cabin filters via facial analysis
Advisors bridge the gap between frustrated drivers and mechanics by writing up repair orders and selling upcharges.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique gift for lying about how long a repair will take.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Customer mobile apps replace your initial check-in interview.
Month 9
Sensors push fault codes directly into the shop management system.
Month 19
Software automatically calculates repair costs and suggests premium parts.
Year 2.2
Notifications handle all customer status updates and approval requests.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The kiosk takes the keys and prints the final receipt.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
94 percent
Average customer eye-roll rate
4 cups
Coffee consumption before 9am
1200 daily
Minutes spent explaining oil changes
Your severance
One free alignment, no labor included.
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