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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour glass ceiling is literal, and it is about to shatter.
Master of custom glass cuts and frustrated contractor calls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crystal clear logistics without the human glaze.
nom.you▸ PANEPROCESSOR 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes glass cutting paths for zero waste
Managing glass cutting schedules, glass inventory, vehicle dispatch, and customer complaints at a regional window supply centre.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely skilled at placating a homeowner when their custom window arrives shattered.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cameras scan every sheet of glass entering the warehouse.
Month 5
Software takes over vehicle dispatching based on traffic and glass fragility.
Month 13
Calculations for odd-shaped glass are handled instantly by an algorithm.
Year 1.9
Automated text agents soothe angry contractors with pre-calculated discount codes.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The centre runs entirely on autonomous logistics and remote oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450 pieces
Glass shards handled daily
3 days
Average complaint resolution speed
8 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tempered glass coasters.
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