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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging onsite IT is just expensive babysitting for rack-mounted servers.
Corporate liaison for cables that absolutely refuse to connect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Remote oversight without the onsite human drag.
stretchy.youAI▸ INFRA-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates remote infrastructure site health checks
You oversee onsite infrastructure projects and manage IT resource allocation. The enterprise is tired of the overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which dusty closet hides the master switch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every port and cable in your office floor plan.
Month 4
Smart switches allow us to troubleshoot and reset devices instantly.
Month 8
Smart locks and biometric scanners replace your onsite escort duties.
Month 13
AI pulls server metrics and writes your status reports itself.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site manages itself; you are invited to collect your things.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 days
Ticket resolution lag
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per project
94%
Useless status meetings
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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