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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou exist to ensure emails are sent about emails being late.
Professional cat-herder of developers and angry clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated accountability for non-performant humans.
stretchy.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT ENTERPRISE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers automated apologies during outages
You manage client status reports, coordinate ticket escalations, and pretend that service level agreements are actually enforceable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the server is down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents pull data from logs to write your status reports.
Month 5
AI handles customer complaints and routes tickets without human interference.
Month 10
Algorithms summarize your standups into three bullet points for management.
Month 18
The system automatically adjusts service level agreements in real time.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server confirms your role is now a redundant administrative loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Emails per hour
8
Meetings you run
zero
Actual work produced
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for new challenges'.
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