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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMapping user journeys while your own job maps toward the trash.
Professional architect of imaginary user friction and sticky notes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human experience through pure algorithmic logic.
squeeze.you▸ FLOWSTATE PREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates user empathy with synthetic data loops
You create blueprints for customer interactions using flowcharts and stakeholder workshops. Your charts predict human behavior for profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual business goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts mining past projects to identify repeatable design patterns.
Month 5
Models generate infinite user personas faster than your research team.
Month 11
Software renders blueprints based on real-time data instead of guesses.
Month 17
Clients click buttons to generate their own strategy documents.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire design cycle with one click.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200 annually
Average sticky notes used
94 percent
User journey maps ignored
Maximum
Stakeholder meeting snooze factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry-erase markers.
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