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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Service Desk Administrator jobs? · Latest report #qju3tsn4
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour job is just a series of if-then statements waiting to break.
Professional gatekeeper of the forgotten Entra login
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Password resets faster than humanly possible.
sluurp.you▸ ACCESSBOT 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every identity lifecycle event
You triage tickets and manage identity access. The machine will solve the login errors before the user finishes complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a user is lying about their password reset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts your entire ticket queue by urgency automatically.
Month 3
Users verify their own identity and reset access via self-service bots.
Month 6
Intune policies auto-apply based on user role without manual input.
Month 9
Scripts handle all mailbox provisioning and permission adjustments silently.
Month 12 · D-Day
The service desk interface is now entirely managed by backend algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12,000
Tickets closed per hour
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry, cold office coffee.
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