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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Service Desk Associate jobs? · Latest report #iu386r6t
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour keyboard is just a slower version of a delete key.
Professional password-resetter and router-rebooter for multi-family assets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the internet before the tenants notice.
no no noyouAI▸ NETFIXER PRO V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves tickets while you are on lunch
You reset passwords and ping routers for properties that have stopped working. You are a human loop-closer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a property manager's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes to tickets while you type them.
Month 4
Scripts automatically bounce modems before a ticket is even logged.
Month 8
The AI handles all tier 1 interactions without human intervention.
Month 12
Networks diagnose and patch their own configuration errors overnight.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to reformat your own employee account access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution
too high
Password reset count
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-speed internet provider.
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