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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Service Desk Engineer jobs? · Latest report #583ejzjn
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour career ladder to endpoint engineering is just a broken script.
Future endpoint engineer (currently resetting Outlook passwords manually).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even open them.
oof.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-deploys OS images to thousand devices nightly
You reset passwords and ship laptops to remote staff. Automated scripts will handle your entire ticket queue soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically hand someone a power adapter without needing a security access badge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI categorizes and resolves simple password resets without human eyes.
Month 3
Cloud provisioning wipes out your manual PXE boot setup work.
Month 6
Users click buttons instead of emailing you for hardware help.
Month 10
Sensors ship new laptops before the old ones actually die.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked by the same script you once maintained.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.003 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Laptops shipped manually
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned laptop with a missing 'escape' key.
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