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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to reboot the router is not a personality trait.
L3 specialist, master of the 'have you tried restarting'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network silence for absolute office peace.
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mutes microphones during awkward executive silence
You fix printers and reset passwords for people who think AV cables are magic strings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their laptop battery life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents resolve password resets before the ticket even opens.
Month 3
Sensors push patches and fix config files without user intervention.
Month 6
Boardroom sensors detect presentation intent and auto-configure wireless stream.
Month 10
AI routing updates globally to eliminate latency without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server rack locks your badge access and turns off the lights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
3 seconds
Average password reset time
0 percent
Percentage of printer jams
400 percent
Pitch success rate increase
Your severance
One complimentary legacy ethernet cable and a router.
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