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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksEnjoy your study time before a chatbot handles your ticket queue.
Studying hard while waiting for the automated script transition.
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Closing tickets before users can even complain.
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autocreates support tickets for every minor glitch
You log tickets, reset passwords, and read from knowledge base articles all day. Soon, a script will handle those requests before you even blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a sympathetic sigh when a user forgets their password for the third time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
An AI agent will automatically parse all your existing knowledge base articles to resolve common queries.
Day 8
Integrated self-service tools will handle all authentication requests directly through the user login portal.
Week 2
RFID tags and smart lockers replace your manual sign-out logs for all company hardware.
Week 3
Machine learning algorithms will route complex issues to senior engineers without requiring your manual triage.
Week 4 · D-Day
The service desk role is fully sunsetted as all infrastructure becomes autonomous and self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Highly probable
Human error rate
Your severance
One complimentary digital badge and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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