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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Service Desk Support jobs? · Latest report #dytkdmsh
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a user and a reboot.
Professional password-reset artist and screen-sharing guide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user finishes typing.
bzzt.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclose tickets with simulated empathy
You triage incoming tickets, reset passwords, and read from knowledge base articles to resolve basic technical issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of frustration when a user is actually lying about a cable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts handle your password resets and simple account unlocks.
Month 4
An LLM rewrites your documentation into a searchable, instant-response interface.
Month 8
Your ticket intake queue is now sorted and categorized by AI.
Month 12
Common errors are fixed via remote command execution without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and the system runs itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Coffee breaks per shift
99.9%
Users placated by fake empathy
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a tech support forum.
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