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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou exist to turn customer complaints into spreadsheets for other people.
Professional buffer between broken products and angry humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning customer frustration into data points.
bzzt.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive customer emails into silence
You juggle ticket escalations, draft polite apology emails, and report on quarterly service performance metrics to leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face about their issue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts reading every historical ticket and apology email.
Month 4
The system suggests responses for agents to click instead of type.
Month 10
Management dashboards update themselves without your manual Excel input.
Month 18
Real-time AI whispers instructions to staff during live calls.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system handles all escalations directly without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
emails sent per hour
14%
escalation percentage
28
meetings per week
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for new challenges'.
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