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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human calendar invite that requires coffee.
Professional inbox juggler and master of the calendar invite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending human meeting anxiety permanently.
ow.you▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends passive-aggressive meeting reminders instantly
You track project timelines and email updates to stakeholders. Your job is basically glorified digital hand-holding for adults.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about why the deadline was missed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated templates write your status reports for you.
Month 4
Calendar agents book meetings without you needing to check.
Month 8
An agent parses Slack messages to update your tickets.
Month 13
AI sends friendly nudges to your team instead of you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system deletes your account as it manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
142
Emails per day
4 cups
Coffee intake
99%
Meeting boredom level
Your severance
One free subscription to an unlimited calendar app.
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