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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating your platform is just clicking buttons a script does faster.
IT platform tinkerer, patching things until they break.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System maintenance without the coffee breaks.
bzzt.you▸ AUTOPATCH 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket routing and system patching
You spend your day applying patches and configuring platform updates for corporate workflows. You are glorified tech janitor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the global ticket system is currently broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts reading logs to suggest patches before you notice.
Month 3
Your custom scripts are replaced by our pre-built update bots.
Month 7
The system locks you out to prevent unauthorized manual tweaks.
Month 10
ServiceNow patches itself while you are in another meeting.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
3 weeks
Average patch delay
12 percent
Human error rate
99.9 percent
Uptime required
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the platform you just managed.
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