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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day fixing workflows that you personally helped complicate.
Professional form-filler and incident-management architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your manual clicks into oblivion.
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deletes your entire backlog in one click
You build complex forms, maintain custom tables, and struggle to manage endless ticket queues in the platform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret the vague, contradictory requirements of a stressed department head correctly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Code models start writing your business rules automatically.
Month 4
Vision models map legacy data into optimized tables without you.
Month 8
Bots execute regression tests and patch deployment without manual oversight.
Month 12
The platform identifies and fixes its own broken ACLs.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your admin access is revoked as the system becomes self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
too slow
Average ticket resolution
98 percent
Custom field bloat
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a platform you already hate.
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