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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConfiguring tickets until the enterprise inevitably collapses under its own process.
Professional form builder, workflow architect, and ticket-routing expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated workflow logic for mindless corporate tasks.
help!youAI▸ AUTOINSTANCE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys custom workflows before you click save
You build complex workflows and catalog items for internal teams. You spend your life in instance-based form fields.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic breaks at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The machine maps every current workflow and catalog item structure.
Week 11
Generative agents write all new Business Rules and Client Scripts.
Month 6
AutoInstance-9 patches ACLs and updates instances without human oversight.
Month 13
Forms are generated dynamically by the AI based on intent.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform manages itself and finds you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000% faster
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Custom script bloat
None
Workflow logic errors
Your severance
A one-month license to the new automated platform.
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