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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track the tickets that track the tickets that track nothing.
Professional translator between IT departments and reality
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated workflow mapping for the soul-crushed
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auto-populates status reports with meaningless jargon
You facilitate workshops to map workflows and manage the deployment of enterprise service management software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client has completely stopped listening to your slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically classifies and routes every incoming project ticket.
Month 4
Bots generate your meeting minutes and identify task ownership.
Month 8
System monitors user logs to map actual business processes.
Month 13
Platform suggests and commits code changes based on requirements.
Month 19 · D-Day
Management replaces you with a subscription to the Auto-Governance module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
90 minutes
Average meeting duration
4 percent
Tickets resolved by actual humans
12 hours/week
Time spent in bridge calls
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support dashboard
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