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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day managing tickets that manage tickets for you.
ITIL-certified architect of invisible corporate digital mazes.
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Self-optimising logic for your digital bureaucracy.
split.you▸ FLOWADMIN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket routing and resolution workflows
You configure internal workflows and manage user permissions for IT service management platforms. It is digital busywork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a project priority level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your clicks to map every workflow pattern.
Month 3
The AI starts resolving low-level ticket requests automatically.
Month 8
The system prevents you from making manual configuration changes.
Month 13
Smart agents rewrite your inefficient business rules instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
near-zero
Ticket resolution time
99 percent
Human error probability
too high
Coffee intake per sprint
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