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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are literally the architect of your own professional extinction event.
Professional architect of the corporate void.
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Managing workflows better than the manager.
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You configure workflows and manage agent permissions in ServiceNow. You spend your days optimizing queues to replace human labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the automated logic failed during a merger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every redundant manual click in your daily workflow.
Month 3
AI agents begin drafting and testing your workflow rule changes.
Month 6
Algorithms rewrite your backend scripts for optimal processing speed.
Month 8
The system automatically adjusts agent roles based on real-time activity.
Month 10 · D-Day
The software finally manages itself and sends you a termination notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Infinite
Total incidents managed
Increasing
Efficiency-driven layoffs
Zero
Workflow bottlenecks
Your severance
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