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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou explain AI to people while AI explains you away.
Helping people navigate the mess you helped build.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Explaining the error codes you generated.
wheee!you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights clients with hyper-polite corporate jargon
You troubleshoot client API integrations and draft documentation. Your job is helping users tolerate your company's broken software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their API usage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM scrapes your knowledge base to automate basic inquiries.
Week 6
Smart agents draft all your emails with perfect corporate tone.
Month 3
Automated tools categorize all incoming support tickets without human help.
Month 4
Algorithms summarize client complaints directly for the product roadmap team.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the bot passes the Turing test.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4.2 seconds
Ticket response lag
Zero
Clients appeased
900 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Human Consultant"
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