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April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou grade papers while waiting for your next temporary contract letter.
Professional syllabus-reader and midnight grade-entry specialist.
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automates feedback on repetitive student essays
You mark student assignments and deliver recurring lectures based on standardized curriculum slides provided by permanent university staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly answer student questions that weren't in the syllabus.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan essays to match keywords against approved rubrics.
Month 4
High-quality recorded lecture assets replace your live, identical presentations.
Month 8
Large language models handle all student queries about assignment formatting.
Month 13
Direct software links eliminate your manual data entry for grade submissions.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the learning management system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Emails per day
0
Contract renewals
48 hours
Grade turn-around
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university library guest wifi.
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