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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour templated severance logic is just a glorified find-and-replace document macro.
Legal technician obsessed with standardizing human departures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardizing severance with cold, calculated precision.
split.youAI▸ CLAUSECLOSER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces standard release terms instantaneously
You draft redundancy agreements by adjusting boilerplate clauses to specific client constraints. The process is a repetitive exercise in legal phrasing and standard termination protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about their emotional distress during settlement negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software begins auto-filling standard severance fields from HR input data without human oversight.
Month 5
Customizable legal clauses are moved to a high-speed inference engine for real-time risk assessment.
Month 10
The system mandates electronic signature protocols that force immediate document finalization.
Month 15
A trained model handles common negotiation points like notice periods automatically through pre-set thresholds.
Month 21 · D-Day
The legal department replaces your role with a self-correcting settlement generation server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
99.9%
Boilerplate clauses processed
3ms
Drafting latency
0.0%
Error rate
Your severance
A PDF template for your own exit package.
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