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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy calculating reconciliations while you still have a spreadsheet to hide in.
Professional breaker of bank reconciliations and excel dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers never get tired of finding errors.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEDGERSWEEP V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire morning ledger in six seconds
You spend your day matching ledger entries to cash movements and clearing trade discrepancies. It is tedious accounting.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why that legacy database hides ghost trades.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin matching your trade logs to bank statements.
Month 4
Software automatically emails traders to ask about missing trade details.
Month 8
Algorithmic patterns resolve your daily discrepancies without human manual input.
Month 13
Executives realize your manual reports are redundant due to real-time sync.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
47
discrepancies found per hour
1.2M
spreadsheet rows processed
6
coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium calculator app.
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