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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace SFTR Reporting Specialist jobs? · Latest report #urpzsrye
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a waiting room for a database script.
Professional breaker of XML schemas and broken data mappings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive trade flows into zero errors.
help!you▸ REGULON-9 VALIDATOR▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects trade records before they settle
You map trade data to regulatory XML schemas and chase broken reconciliations. The machine does it in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still squint at a broken data lineage and guess which upstream system lied.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Rules-based engines now handle 90 percent of your routine mapping tasks.
Month 4
AI agents find and fix trade breaks without human intervention.
Month 8
The system patches its own XML errors while you are at lunch.
Month 12
The software predicts and submits reports before the trade even settles.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system runs fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.999% accuracy
Trade reconciliation rate
zero seconds
Manual data mapping
instantaneous
Regulatory query response time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to static Excel templates.
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