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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsApex predator maintenance is surprisingly resistant to quarterly efficiency optimization.
Professional apex predator dental technician and survivalist.
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Extraction without the risk of amputation.
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extracts molars while dodging death rolls
You perform dental extractions and cleanings on captive apex predators. Your job involves high-risk sedation, custom hydraulic tools, and significant personal safety gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a shark's temperament by the twitch of its nictitating membrane.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy underwater cameras and vibration sensors to map jaw movement without human proximity.
Month 16
Utilize AI-directed injection drones to safely sedate subjects before manual intervention.
Year 7
Replace manual forceps with high-speed, vision-guided extraction arms mounted on submersibles.
Year 19
Lobby regulatory boards to certify autonomous gantry systems for predator dental hygiene.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human presence is prohibited in the tank to optimize safety and reduce stress metrics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
variable
Fingers remaining
92%
Sedation success rate
40
Teeth replaced per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of chum and medical gauze.
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