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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou get paid to be dinner for a glorified goldfish.
Professional buffet item for cartilaginous fish.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Underwater dominance, zero calories consumed.
blub.you▸ APEX-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
emits ultrasonic frequency to paralyze apex predators
You spend days in salt water, managing predator territoriality, baiting hooks, and performing high-risk medical procedures on apex predators. The water is cold and the teeth are sharp.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in pressure when a tiger shark gets bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploying sonar arrays to track predator movement without getting wet.
Year 2.7
Replacing manual chumming with precision-timed dispenser drones.
Year 14
Vision-guided arms administer treatment while you watch from a boat.
Year 27
Underwater taser arrays manage shark temperament from a safe distance.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human removal finalized; all shark-human contact is now purely digital telemetry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 per year
Bite frequency
Excessive
Average salinity exposure
0.02 percent
Survival instinct
Your severance
A slightly used wetsuit and a one-way ferry ticket.
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