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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour vertical spit of meat is just a inefficient data storage unit.
Meat-sculpting professional and high-temperature enthusiast
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Perfect sear, zero drama, infinite meat.
glub.youAI▸ MEATROTATE-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
slices four spits simultaneously without sweating
You spend your shift managing heat distribution on vertical spits and carving precise meat slices. Automation will handle the rotation, searing, and slicing consistency far more cheaply.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the meat is perfectly seared just by listening to the sizzle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Infrared cameras monitor your sear consistency to map the optimal blade angle for carving.
Month 10
Precision robotic arms replace your hand-carving to eliminate inconsistent meat thickness.
Year 1.9
Automated burners dynamically adjust heat zones to ensure uniform cooking across the meat surface.
Year 3
Inventory systems predict meat consumption, ordering stock automatically to maintain constant production levels.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your spit is permanently decommissioned in favor of a full-stack, high-volume automated meat refinery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
0.01 percent
Meat waste
4000 servings
Daily output
100 percent
Heat consistency
Your severance
One free kebab and a lifetime of regret
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