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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour knife skills are impressive, but the machine never gets tired.
Master of the vertical rotisserie and pita precision.
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Perfect, consistent meat shaving every single time.
help!youAI▸ SPITMASTER V400▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shaves consistent thin strips every rotation
You stack seasoned meat on a vertical rotisserie and shave thin slices for pita wraps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the meat reaches peak crispness by scent alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor rotisserie heat to prevent overcooking the outer layers.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle vegetable chopping and sauce distribution tasks.
Month 13
Cameras track meat edges to ensure even, machine-perfect slices.
Year 2.2
Fully automated stations wrap the meat directly into fresh pita.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The kitchen functions perfectly without a human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
Under 1 percent
Meat waste percentage
800 units
Hourly slice output
Zero
Grease burn injuries
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium garlic sauce.
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