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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour tape measure is no match for a laser that never blinks.
Master of backyard privacy and the spirit level.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision panels from site scan to finish.
bzzt.youAI▸ FENCEFRAME GEN-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels uneven ground in five minutes
You measure plots, dig post holes, mix concrete, and drive screws into cedar panels. Your joints hurt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a post is truly plumb by looking at the horizon line.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Drones scan your backyard to create perfect 3D site measurements.
Month 8
Trucks unload pre-cut panels directly onto your designated build spots.
Month 16
Gantry systems drive posts into soil with constant vibration monitoring.
Year 2.2
Arms attach pre-manufactured fence sections with laser-guided precision hardware.
Year 3 · D-Day
The site is fenced and gated before your lunch break ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Forty-two
Splinters per month
Zero point five
Post holes per hour
Four
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overpriced exterior wood screws.
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