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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour nail guns are fast, but our sensors never blink once.
Master of tongue and groove, lord of the rafters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect structures without the splinters.
splat.you▸ PANELASSEMBLER V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
nails every panel with perfect alignment
You cut timber to size and assemble panels using pneumatic tools. You build the units for outdoor storage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a warped board by touch before it ruins the frame.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software generates the perfect cut list for your current lumber.
Month 6
Precision laser cutters replace your manual saw measuring process.
Month 16
Fixed robotic arms hold frames while fasteners are driven automatically.
Year 2.5
Cameras detect warped boards that your hands used to feel.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire assembly line runs without a single human finger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
450 units
Average boards per day
12 percent
Splinter incident rate
94 percent
Pneumatic trigger fatigue
Your severance
One free garden shed, fully assembled, no warranty.
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