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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour tape measure is an antique; we have lasers for that now.
Master of the level, connoisseur of pressure-treated pine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Walls nailed straight before the sun sets.
oof.youAI▸ SHEDBOT PRO 2000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
squares up every corner to perfection
You cut lumber to size and assemble walls in rain or shine. Precision is everything for a sturdy shed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shim a shed door when the ground shifts after a hard winter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones scan your backyard to create a 3D building plan.
Month 10
Pre-cut timber arrives on site ready for assembly.
Year 1.9
Large robotic arms bolt the frame together in under two hours.
Year 3
Cameras ensure every panel is perfectly flush with the frame.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your shed-building tools are recycled into shiny new robotic components.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
42
Average splinters per week
3.5
Liters of sweat per shed
8
Hours spent leveling concrete
Your severance
A crate of high-quality rusty framing nails.
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