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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour career has all the structural integrity of a cheap flat-pack pine.
Road warrior of the suburban backyard wood-shed industry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Erects garden structures while you sleep.
help!youAI▸ BUILDBOT ASSEMBLY FRAME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
levels uneven foundations with a single scan
You transport pre-cut timber across the country and assemble garden storage units manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shim a base level on a lawn that is clearly uneven.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones map the backyard slope before you even arrive.
Month 7
Smart crates auto-load your van with only the correct parts.
Month 16
A robotic crawler grades the soil to perfect level automatically.
Year 2.3
Automated frames slide the panels together without human hands.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The gantry does the entire install while you remain home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 hours
Avg assembly time
140
Wood splinters per year
115
Miles driven per build
Your severance
A lifetime supply of rust-proof wood screws.
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