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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsA pastoral relic slowly learning to herd with remote sensing satellites.
Professional wanderer, walker of hills, listener to bleats.
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The autonomous shepherd that never needs to sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ SHEEPHERD-X7▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every lamb with thermal sensors
You move massive flocks through rugged terrain using working dogs and visual observation to ensure herd safety.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive grasp of exactly which sheep is acting strangely at dusk.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-altitude cameras monitor the flock location in real time.
Month 16
Each sheep gets a beacon to track movement and health.
Year 5
Virtual barriers keep the flock within programmed grazing zones.
Year 10
Autonomous units take over directional herding tasks from biological dogs.
Year 16 · D-Day
System autonomy achieves full environmental control of the herd.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200 sheep
Average flock size
12 miles
Daily walking distance
4 incidents
Predator encounters annually
Your severance
One robotic dog and a lifetime of silence.
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