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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour comb-and-cutter technique is simply too slow for our processors.
Professional wool-wrestler and livestock whisperer.
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Seamless fleece removal, zero livestock stress.
brr.you▸ OVIS-SHEAR 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shaves livestock with millimetric machine precision
You wrestle terrified livestock to remove heavy wool fleeces manually. Your back is a depreciating asset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked ewe with a touch that sensors cannot simulate yet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the body dimensions of every sheep in the flock.
Month 5
AI models learn to identify fleece density and skin fold patterns.
Month 13
Robotic arms practice gentle hold techniques on dummy livestock models.
Year 2.1
The prototype shearer attempts a full fleece removal on calm sheep.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The automated line replaces all manual shearing with optimized speed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
15
Sheep per hour
8/10
Back pain intensity
12%
Wool yield waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lanolin hand cream.
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