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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthBarking at woolly clouds is not a long-term economic strategy.
Professional wool-gatherer and enthusiastic grass-nibble enthusiast.
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Perfect perimeter control, no treats required.
glub.youAI▸ HERDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects ultrasonic pulses to move stubborn rams
You spend all day running circles around nervous animals to keep them in a bunch. It is inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in wind direction before the flock panics.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
GPS tracking removes the need for constant visual herd contact.
Month 7
Automated drones monitor the flock from the air with sensors.
Month 21
Targeted audio beams replace your barking to guide the sheep.
Year 2.9
Autonomous ground units maintain the herd boundaries without manual oversight.
Year 4 · D-Day
The farm completes its total transition to fully autonomous livestock management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Excessive
Bark frequency
High
Sheep stress level
Too many
Nap requirement
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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