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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy being the unpaid manager while your COO jumps the sinking ship.
Unpaid manager, union martyr, and amateur HR department.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect extraction without the ego or demands.
help!youAI▸ BREWMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates store contracts with zero emotional input
You pull shots and manage schedules for no extra pay while pretending to be the boss.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually calibrate the grinder when the humidity makes the beans act strangely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software creates perfect shift schedules that ignore your personal drama.
Month 5
Sensors and steam injectors replace your hand-held wand technique forever.
Month 13
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the shot pulling and cup assembly.
Year 2.1
Sentiment analysis bots process your complaints and output zero change.
Year 3 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and you finally get a day off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 daily
Espresso shots pulled
12 monthly
Union grievances filed
25 percent
Pay gap percentage
Your severance
A stale latte and a broken union voting app.
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