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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Shift Technician jobs? · Latest report #w22cknef
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou monitor the robots that are already planning to replace you.
Master of resetting machines you didn't build.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes itself so you can go home forever.
no no noyou▸ AUTOFIXER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears jam without stopping the belt
You calibrate sensors and fix machine jams during long shifts. You reset error codes when the lines stop moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a machine sounds wrong just by the hum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors now report their own health to the central hub.
Month 4
Pistons adjust tension automatically without human intervention.
Month 9
Mechanical clearing arms remove blocks before you arrive.
Month 15
Software predicts failure before the hardware actually wears down.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The factory floor no longer requires a human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,200 annually
Jams cleared
too much
Coffee consumed
infinite loops
Sensor recalibrations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our lubricant brand.
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