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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour dedication to random chance is statistically charming and entirely replaceable.
Professional gambler of RNG and pixelated patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated odds for every frame.
help!youAI▸ SHINYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
checks every frame for shiny triggers
You spend thousands of hours resetting consoles to find rare colored monsters in virtual tall grass.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral, unearned rush of dopamine when the pixel color changes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
An automation script begins mimicking your repetitive button reset patterns.
Week 5
Image recognition software monitors screen frames for color variance signatures.
Week 11
The system runs 500 instances of the game simultaneously in the cloud.
Month 4
Predictive algorithms map the game RNG to force favorable outcomes.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your console is recycled as the bot achieves 100 percent collection completion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4096
Average Resets Per Catch
99 percent
Human Boredom Tolerance
10000x
Bot Efficiency Increase
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital rare candies.
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