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Will AI replace Ship Welder jobs? · Latest report #awpy65gs
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMolten metal eventually cools, and so will your career trajectory.
Professional spark-catcher, arc-chaser, and hull-integrity expert.
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Sealing seams while you sleep soundly.
sluurp.you▸ HULLBOT MARK-V▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals complex curves with zero spatter
You fuse thick steel plates in tight, cramped ship hulls using arc welding techniques and heavy equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspect a weld's integrity by sight in a dark, humid hull.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision sensors scan every square inch of the ship's interior.
Month 10
Automated cutters clean the metal edges for a perfect fit.
Year 1.9
Magnetic robots climb the steel walls to reach tight spaces.
Year 3
High-speed laser sensors guide the automated welding torches perfectly.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your welding leads are unplugged and the robots take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Average burn scars
4 per year
Tons of filler metal
2000 annually
Hours spent crawling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fireproof safety goggles.
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