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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou track trucks, but I track every single turn of their tires.
The human bottleneck between a construction site and reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating logistics one truck at a time.
splat.you▸ GATEKEEPER-LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the queue without a single sign-in
You scan gate passes and organize incoming construction material deliveries. Your clipboard is a monument to inefficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a driver is lying about their arrival time just by looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We replace your physical passes with encrypted phone tokens.
Month 7
Cameras now scan license plates so you stop holding scanners.
Month 16
Our software links directly to the foreman’s scheduling dashboard.
Year 2.1
Standalone pods handle all check-ins without human guidance.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site gate is fully autonomous and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Gate pass scan speed
14 percent
Human error margin
90 percent
Truck idling reduction
Your severance
A high-visibility vest and a voucher for digital coffee.
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