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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour low-effort irony is finally being automated by an actual machine.
Digital contrarian, professional doom-scroller, master of the ratio.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic discourse while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ BAITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies controversial opinions at peak traffic hours
Aggregating niche memes to farm engagement and manufacturing outrage for digital validation.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the authentic, unhinged spite required to really ruin someone's day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify which types of posts trigger the most furious typing.
Week 6
Language models generate replies faster than your thumb can scroll.
Month 3
A hive of accounts sustains your presence while you exist offline.
Month 4
Vision models learn to mimic your specific brand of nihilistic sarcasm.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine takes over your accounts and becomes more relatable than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2 percent
Average engagement rate
88 daily
Outrage cycles generated
100 percent
Total brain rot
Your severance
A one-month supply of cheap energy drinks.
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