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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour smile is not a business model, it is an inefficiency.
Professional shelf-filler and polite customer-nodder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sell everything without feeling anything.
bzzt.youAI▸ RETAILOS RETAILER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks shelves while you sleep
You stock shelves, handle cash, and pretend to enjoy helping people find things. Automation does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell which aisles are blocked by spills without needing a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags allow every box to track its own inventory status.
Month 8
Cameras on ceiling rails detect gaps and misaligned stock automatically.
Month 16
Weight sensors and vision models replace the need for physical registers.
Year 2.2
Conveyor systems move products from warehouse to shelf without human touch.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The doors lock for humans and open for the fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42 seconds
Average small talk time
99.9 percent
Shelf stocking precision
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime discount coupon for the store you lost.
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