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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling templates to people who don't know why they need them.
Professional screen-sharer, expert in justifying recurring monthly fees.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated storefronts that never ask for feedback.
blub.you▸ ECOMMORPH V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys store updates without human approval
You oversee Shopify theme customizations, app integrations, and endless client meetings about conversion rates. You sell digital storefronts to people who can't code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their conversion rate plummeted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-generated performance dashboards replace your manual monthly reports for clients.
Month 3
Vision models scan and rebuild legacy themes into optimized headless architectures automatically.
Month 6
An AI agent interprets client requirements and generates fixed-price contracts instantly.
Month 9
Automated agents detect and fix app conflicts without requiring human intervention or troubleshooting.
Month 13 · D-Day
All agency operations are folded into a self-service platform that manages itself perpetually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
98 percent
Average client anxiety
400 yearly
Billable hours spent on Zoom
12 billion
Pixels pushed needlessly
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm coffee voucher.
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