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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour liquid code is just a template for our inevitable replacement.
Full-stack agency dev currently wrestling with Dawn theme updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
E-commerce built without the human overhead.
toast.youAI▸ SHOPGENIUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates complete storefronts from simple prompts
You build custom themes and app integrations for e-commerce stores. You spend all day debugging CSS and Liquid files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually explain to a confused store owner why their checkout broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI scanners ingest your entire repository to learn patterns.
Week 11
Smart agents build your client storefronts instantly using base themes.
Month 6
Automated scripts fix CSS conflicts before you even notice them.
Month 10
Direct integration interfaces allow owners to edit layouts without code.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency offboards all humans to save on coffee budgets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per commit
12 daily
Average liquid syntax error
6 hours
Time spent in client slack
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct Shopify theme library.
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