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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour e-commerce empire is just a database entry waiting for deletion.
Digital merchant, curator of carts, master of the refresh.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The store that never sleeps or eats
bzzt.youAI▸ SHOP-BOT GENESIS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad targeting by tracking every mouse-click
You monitor inventory levels, adjust ad spend, and update product descriptions to keep the digital storefront profitable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the irrational excitement when a random stranger buys your stuff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle restocks without your manual intervention.
Month 4
AI agents adjust your marketing budget faster than you can blink.
Month 8
Language models answer all support tickets with terrifying polite efficiency.
Month 12
Algorithms rewrite your product descriptions to maximize conversion rates hourly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your admin access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 percent
Click-through rate loss
0 seconds
Inventory restock latency
High
Human decision bias
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's site.
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