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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Shopping Centre Concierge jobs? · Latest report #a4rfv33h
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human directory that requires oxygen and lunch breaks.
Human directory with a lanyard and zero authority.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The map that talks back with zero attitude.
nom.you▸ INFOPOINT OMNI-TERMINAL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects angry shoppers with infinite polite loops
You stand at a desk answering location questions and handling lost items. You are an expensive, inefficient information kiosk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact level of annoyance in a toddler's tantrum by sight alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large touchscreens replace the need to ask for store locations.
Month 5
Smart lockers with cameras track inventory without human intervention.
Month 10
Video chat connects guests to a central, off-site support desk.
Month 15
Your phone guides you to the restroom using indoor mapping.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is removed and replaced with a plant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.3 seconds
Average query response time
Zero
Coffee breaks needed daily
100 percent
Accuracy rate for store hours
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the mall parking garage.
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