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Will AI replace Shopping Mall Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #tixqmbfz
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA glorified flashlight holder who thinks they are a police officer.
Professional loiterer-watcher and hall-patroller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter awareness with zero bathroom breaks.
help!youAI▸ SENTINELMALL V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks loiterers with thermal imaging
You walk long hallways, watch grainy camera feeds, and try to stop teenagers from loitering near the food court.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group of teenagers is about to cause actual trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software detects loitering patterns before your eyes do.
Month 12
Slow-moving robotic towers take over the long hallway loops.
Year 2
AI automatically drafts reports using sensor logs and timestamps.
Year 3
One human supervisor monitors ten malls from a single desk.
Year 4 · D-Day
The doors lock automatically and human patrol is no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
18,000
Steps walked per shift
4.2 daily
Tense food court encounters
99%
Cameras successfully ignored
Your severance
A mall pretzel coupon and a polite goodbye.
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