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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour fifteen seconds of fame are now being edited by algorithms.
Professional timeline scroller with a ring light obsession.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trends predicted before they happen.
oof.youAI▸ VIRALGEN-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral hooks from pure data noise
You edit trending clips into viral loops and chase engagement with snappy captions. The algorithm already owns you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, unscripted irony of a trend dying in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify the next viral sound before you even hear it.
Week 6
Vision models splice raw footage into high-retention sequences without human help.
Month 3
Algorithms write engaging, click-bait titles that optimize for platform search intent.
Month 5
Virtual avatars replicate your expressions to generate content while you sleep.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account is converted into a fully autonomous, self-optimizing content stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
89%
Average watch time saved
1200
Daily trends synthesized
Maximum
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ring light bulbs.
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