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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsDelegating your incompetence to an algorithm is not a leadership strategy.
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You make high-level decisions based on incomplete data while expecting others to handle the actual execution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the team is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your email patterns to map your decision history.
Month 5
AI predicts your choices before you even open your mouth.
Month 10
The system issues directives that you mistakenly claim as your own.
Month 16
The AI learns to mimic your tone for those inspiring memos.
Year 2 · D-Day
The algorithm promotes itself and deletes your admin credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 percent
Decisions correctly made
22 hours
Meaningless meetings per week
99 percent
Confidence intervals ignored
Your severance
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